Bests

I'd like to call your immediate attention to...

*The best not-quite-tongue-in-cheek description of the Oregon Symphony: the Oregon Museum of Late-19th Century Central European Orchestral Music (hat tip, Brett Campbell @ WW).

*Best "job listing" that surely is meant to be a joke (hat tip, Just Out).

*Best "oh F*%$!" moment from a musician: pianist Hélène Grimaud peaces out of a Chicago Symphony gig when she learns from her interviewer that she's been scheduled to play the wrong concerto (hat tip, Bryant Manning @ Time Out Chicago).

*Best Craigslist ad for a housemate: mine, of course (hat tip, me).